Free Lunch Classics

You just can't beat the originals, right? Well, we're gonna keep trying. But for now, these staples will always be available for you to pick up, so you can always be a part of the nonsense that started it all. Or in my case, so you can replace yet another doob's original tee because you keep taking it to the chinese buffet and spilling that red sauce for the crab rangoons down the front of your shirt like a fucking animal. now everyones laughing. you've caused a scene yet again. why do we even keep inviting you to this?